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April 20th, 2008

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Obama and Hillary


They’re still at it. Is it me, or is anyone else sick of politics?
I wish they would just choose already. Either way, I just don’t see either of them winning the presidency..

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080420/D905QH300.html

Deadly Weekend in Chicago - 32 shot, 2 stabbed


Shooting kids in front of churches? You’ve got to be kidding. The shit I see on the news these days is simply repulsive. Perhaps some of that precious government funding could go to taking back our neighborhoods from these menaces.

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/chicago.weekend.violence.2.704117.html

This Flower Has No Smell. Seriously Dude.


Yep, that’s right. Flowers are losing their smell now. Researchers from the US National Science Foundation have blamed it on pollution. I blame the emos.

http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/why-flowers-have…


Oil Has Peaked!! Or So They Say….

A recent “World Poll” says that 70% of those polled believe that Oil has peaked as an energy supply. I think there are many undiscovered oil sources out there, many in the US. In fact, just recently, there was a announcement that the oil field under North Dakota and Montana has an estimated 3.7 BILLION gallons of oil! Although, I’m not sure if I’m up for tapping ALL of our possible oil sources in the US. The thought of the rest of the world running out of oil and us having plenty to sustain our way life sounds pretty good. If you look at it that way, $5 a gallon for gas isn’t so bad.

http://www.reuters.com/article/environmentNews/idUSN1835277320080420?feedType…

Chelsea Clinton Stops By Some Gay Bars in Philly


Hey Gay! Chelsea Clinton stopped by.

Nothing like whoring your daughter out to win votes from the gay community, right Hillary? If Pennsylvania’s gay community is so important, why didn’t you go yourself? From how it sounds, Chelsea didn’t even want to be there.

“Are you going inside?” one woman asked.

“I don’t know,” Chelsea replied. “I’m mostly just following directions.”

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/04/19/921148.aspx


Does Anyone Take The Chinese Threat Seriously?


China is still on the rise. While we’re all worried about Muslims infiltrating our borders and attacking, it seems like China is flying under the radar. I mean Christ, they’ve been stealing technology from us for years! Hell, they’re in the midst of waging an economic war with us. I’m just saying WAKE UP people. Over a billion patriotic Chinese. You know what a hundred million patriotic Japanese accomplished.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/04/20/asia/china.php

Spotted WHAT?

April 17th, 2008

Posted by Third Coast in Random | No Comments »

Spotted Dick

Imagine seeing this on your grocer’s shelf! This one called for a double-take AND a pic.

I can honestly say that I’ve never heard of this stuff. I looked it up, and it appears to be a pudding of some kind. English. Go figure.

I’ll give a dollar to anyone who can make the funniest sentence with “Spotted Dick”.